Grumpy Bob's still here...

...so no accident, personal injury or death occurred during his 12 mile ride on a bike equipped with an 11-speed chain. Despite the 10-speed chainset and the 9-speed front mech.

More seriously, Grumpy Bob reports that the gear changes are super smooth (especially shifting between chainrings, and the new ergo lever shape is comfortable.

Grumpy Bob is quite pleased, actually. But his TT bike is still running Shimano 9-speed...

Tomorrow is the day...

...Grumpy Bob girds his loins and actually risks accident, injury and death. .

he has plucked up what little courage he has and installed the 11-speed chain (with the extremely expensive mother-of-all-chain-tools*), he has bodged the 11-speed cassette** onto his existing 9-speed Electron wheel, he's fitted and cabled the 11-speed ergolevers (which have a rather comfortable shape), he's splashed out for an astonishingly light 11-speed rear mech and he plans to ride the bike tomorrow morning - but the trouble is...

...he's using two 10-speed components (the front mech and the chainset) which if you peruse the highly alarming instruction book, means he may well be destined for road rash at best, and a funeral at worst!

*The chain tool is pretty awe-inspiring. If you like bike tools that is.


**The lockring that came with the cassette didn't fit the freehub. The only lockring GrumpyBob could find knocking about in his parts bin (aka the garage) isn't really suitable for an 11 tooth cog. but that's a minor issue to sort out...he hopes!

Accident, personal injury or death

Grumpy Bob has been reading the installation manual that came with a newly purchased Campagnolo Chorus 11-speed chain. He is somewhat alarmed that the limits of bike chain technology have perhaps been reached here.

Installation of one of these chains seems to involve a lot of actions which if not performed absolutely correctly, and with the correct (and rather expensive) tool place the rider in risk of accident, personal injury or death. In fact, his perusal of said manual (about 20 pages in English, albeit small pages) would suggest that cycling is a horribly dangerous pastime.

Apparently:

• using the chain with 10 speed component may cause accidents, inury or death
• if Grumpy Bob doesn't follow the instructions, an accident could occur.
• Grumpy Bob should wear snug-fitting clothes (preferably fluorescent), and not ride at night. And if he is foolhardy enough to ride at night, he must use lights
• Grumpy Bob mustn't use a component he's unfamiliar with as he might have an accident.
• Grumpy Bob will find it harder to stop in the wet...which could cause an accident.
• And because of all these potential accidents, Grumpy Bob must wear a helmet!
• If Grumpy Bob doesn't use tool UN-CN300, he risks accident, personal injury or death.
  
• He should use safety goggles when installing the chain
• If the UN-CN300 is damaged, Grumpy Bob risks accident, personal injury or death.
  
• Use of non-Campagnolo sprockets risks accident, personal injury or death.
  
• Incorrect installation of the chain leads to a risk of accident, personal injury or death.
  
• Opening and closing the chain more than twice brings with it a risk of accident, personal injury or death.
  
• When lubricating the chain, Grumpy Bob is exhorted to make sure no grease gets on the rims, otherwise he risks...accident, personal injury or death.
  
• Not only that, but if Grumpy Bob uses a poor-quality lubricant, he risks...accident, personal injury or death.
  
• Salted roads can damage bike components, possibly resulting in accidents. But not death apparently.
• If Grumpy Bob doesn't recognise when the chain gets worn and replace it, he again risks accident, personal injury or death.
  

At this point Grumpy Bob is getting just a little nervous about ever getting on the bike again!

Postscript:
This video shows how it should be done:

[hat-tip to Cozy Beehive]